New Rules

When you become a mom you have the right to make up new rules for your household at any time- no questions asked and they must obey.

Here are some new rules in our house.

1. No throwing golf balls at the windows.

2. No putting Kix Cereal up your nose.

3. No pouring the bath water out of the tub in cup fulls onto the bathroom floor.

4. No wrapping toy beads around the cats neck and pulling.

5. No drinking milk from your cereal bowl- it just ends up down the front of you anyway.

6. Markers/Crayons on paper only- not the coffee table or new recliner.

7. No putting plastic bags over your head.

Oh boy....we have a lot of new rules to remember in our house!