A few weeks ago I did a post about thinks I thought I would never say as a mother. I think I could add to that list daily. Lately, I have been just listening to the things going on in my house and things Rob will say or other visitors (since Brandon isn't much of a talker yet). Here are some examples....
1. "No you may not sleep in the toy box Brandon. You sleep in your bed."
2. "Honey, I need some help with sign language. How do you sign 'A-Rod hit an A-Bomb" Huh?
3. "Potato chips are a food group."
4. "Brandon stop turning the tv on. That tv show about transvestites is not for little boys." Rob had an episode of South Park recording (I can't stand that show). He watches it when Brandon goes to bed.
5. "What does a butterfly say." That was from Grandpa.
6. "Tampons are not suckers. They are for mommy. Don't ever go near them again- they will harm you." Again, what Rob?
7. "Put the kitty down. Do NOT throw him over the banister."
8. "You may not use the back of the couch as a balance beam. You will fall."
9. "Hey Momma (from Rob)...Us boys are going to get into trouble. Will you bail us out of jail if we need ya?" Rob and Brandon just ran errands and didn't go to jail at all.
10. "Don't put that crusty sandwich in your mouth." Why is there a crusty sandwich on the floor? EW! I must not have cleaned very well that day.
11. "Beat the snow. Mommy hates it."
At least they make you laugh!
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