Monday, April 4, 2011

More things I thought I would never say as a parent.

"Please get your head out of the cats butt."

"NO, Don't put your penis down the drain. It might get stuck."

"Brandon, if you don't sit down you are going to fall and die and I'm going to give all your Transformers to Goodwill."

"If you go to bed perfectly then we can go do Disney World tomorrow."

"No, those are my boobs. Not yours."

"It's time to eat....I don't care if you walk down the stairs, roll down the stairs, or fall down the stairs. Just get downstairs to have dinner please."

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