Chaos Weekend

Can I just say this past weekend was the MOST CHAOTIC weekend EVER!

Friday night we had fun as a family buying dad new shoes for his work. He needs comfy ones since he is on his feet all day. We have been horrible parents and let Brandon sleep with dad on the couch- we all sleep better that way. We decided to break that habit this weekend and use his crib. HA HA HA!!! The joke was on us. Brandon was awake what seemed to be ALL NIGHT LONG. Dad got to bed around 4am and mom around 6am for a whole 2 hours of sleep.

Saturday consisted of:
a very cold day
a poopy diaper up the back
a nice long bath in the new inflatable ducky tub
mom cleaning the bathroom while B. was in the ducky tub playing
Tubby (cat) knocking over water all over moms alarm, remote controls, books, glasses, bed, etc.
Tubby getting a little spank for doing that
Tubby getting back at mom by peeing on her side of the bed- not just pee but PEE- the size of a large pizza.
Mom drying a wet and cold baby only to be peed on
Mom showing Tubby who is boss by giving her a bath.
Tubby still trying to prove to mom she is in charge by soaking mom and the entire bathroom.
Mom gives up and lets Tubby run wet.
The other cats run from mom in fear that they were next to get wet
Mom walks around the couch while Tubby runs towards her and mom steps on Tubby's paw with a boot on- poor Tubby.
Mom gives her all in cleaning the bed with a Kirby. That thing weighs more than me!
The Kirby doesn't like mom and spills dirty water everywhere.
Mom gives up and together her and B. leave to visit dad at work.
Mom, Dad, and B. enjoy lunch together-B.s' lunch was a little late because the bottle spilled all over the diaper bag.
Dad goes back to work. Mom and B. go shop for some small Christmas gifts. All is well.
Mom and B. decide to surprise dad and clean the cat boxes so he doesn't have to!
Mom snaps the dirty liter bag on something (not knowing it) and dirty liter leaks out the bag while mom carries it to the garbage. There is a path of liter down the stairs through the living room and kitchen into the garage.
Mom starts cleaning the liter. B's on the bed upstairs playing- pillows surround him.
B. falls over- bonks his head somehow on the wall and screams.
Liter sits!
Mom takes care of B.- dinner time...nummy Peas!
Mom gets mad at Dad for teaching B. how to spit through his lips- B. likes to do this when it is time to eat.
Mom is covered in peas.
B. gets a biscuit while mom keeps cleaning liter.
Dad is HOME! YEAH! He laughs as he sees Brandon.
B. is covered in biscuit. Like he got hit with pie in the face.
Together mom and dad clean him up. He laughs.
Dinner time...really? Dinner? Steaks, rice, sweet potatoes. B. is napping.
Aaah...sit down for a first bite- B. wakes up screaming.
Tubby decides to knock over moms soda....lets see if mom spanks me again.
B.s in bed- in his crib- after a small fight.
Time for bed....1am! YEAH! OH...the bed...still not totally clean.
Dad cleans it the right way.
B's awake. Mom feeds him.
Towel over the wet spot- Mom needs sleep. It isn't bad. Sleepy time....2am
The closet collapses. My clothes are everywhere. The rod fell and my clean, ironed clothes are on a pile.
Mom cleans them up.
BED!!!

Sunday:
Dad cares for B. so mom sleeps until 10am. Thanks Dad
Dad leaves for work.
Mom and B. cuddle- nice!
B. falls asleep.
Mom gets ready for the day.
Much better morning!
Visit dad at work for a new closet unit. Can't find what we need.
Dad joins us for lunch again.
The weather is much better.
B. doesn't want to nap today.
Mom and B. go to the grocery store. B. sits in the cart for the first time. He does well.
B. screams the last 15 minutes of the store. He wants to eat moms grocery list...nummy paper.
Moms bags open as she puts them in the car. Groceries everywhere.
Home- B. is mad. Mom unloads car. B. needs to sleep. Time to try the swing. He is asleep!
Mom cleans the kitchen, puts groceries away and feels the need to cook for everyone.
Tuna noodle casserole and home made mac and cheese for Mindy and Maria at work....
Others need something too- AH....sloppy joes for everyone!
I want that pie in the magaizine...nummy! All made!
Ash jumps on counter to get moms attention that he has a very bad eye that is draining.
4 dishes made....Dad is home!
Laundry to do...a total of 12 loads this weekend.
Mom keeps going with her closet. Mom goes to sleep around 1am!
B. falls asleep in his crib on his own! He wakes up twice during the night.
Ash wakes up mom over and over- his eye half shut. He always goes to mom when he isn't well.

Monday Morning
We survived the weekend....not totally!
Electricity goes out.
B. pees again all over mom-after she is dressed.
Tubby and Allie fight and run into mom again (under her feet- ouch)
Leave for daycare/work- get stuck behind a car that stalls.
B. is at daycare. He is good to go...forgot the money for daycare lady! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
FINALLY at work and glad I am here.


I never thought I would look forward to a Monday!