Monday, August 30, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
More things I thought I would never say as a parent
We have been saying some really odd things lately. After they come out of our mouth we (Rob and I) look at each other in wonderment and say, "Did we just really say that."
Like....
"Don't spit on the cat."
"Stop pouring Root Beer on my crotch."
"No, you may not sleep in the duffle bageven if you fit in it. You sleep in your bed."
"You can crash your Hot Wheels cars at home but we aren't going to crash mommys car."
"Your brain is going to fall out of your ears if you keep doing that."
"Nope, the baby is going to be born a baby- not a kitty."
"You can't really backhoe your butt."
Like....
"Don't spit on the cat."
"Stop pouring Root Beer on my crotch."
"No, you may not sleep in the duffle bageven if you fit in it. You sleep in your bed."
"You can crash your Hot Wheels cars at home but we aren't going to crash mommys car."
"Your brain is going to fall out of your ears if you keep doing that."
"Nope, the baby is going to be born a baby- not a kitty."
"You can't really backhoe your butt."
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