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I have a child who....

I have a child who loves to sweep the floor.

I have a child who also loves to dirty that floor and leave it for mommy to sweep.

I have a child who will eat food off the floor.

I have a child who loves to hear himself scream.

I have a child who will only eat NutraGrain bars all day.

I have a child who thinks syrup is for your hair.

I have a child who likes to sit under the table instead of in his chair.

I have a child who misses me at night he has to wake up to see his mommy (that is my theory).

I have a child who thinks the alphabet magnet letters on the fridge are for pushing underneath the fridge.

I have a child who thinks every toy right now is a ball for throwing.

I have a child who has a GREAT throwing arm but has no concept of what catching the ball is.

I have a child who has to pee on the bathroom floor before he climbs into the bathtub to wash up.

I have a child that knows how to 'hauck a loogie' and mom nor dad taught him that one.

I have a child who thinks wallets are for play time and check cards are for hide and seek.

I have a child that loves to see himself in books and on tv.

I have a child who likes apples- but only the first bite of the apple and not the rest.

I have a child who thinks string cheese is to be used as a laso.

I have a child who can destroy the entire candy aisle in the check out line at the grocery store in a matter of minutes.

I have a child that dances the peacock.

I have a child who now thinks those apples he was eating a moment ago are balls and they are for throwing!

I have a child who takes after his mother when she was little and spins in circles then falls down.

I have a child who would rather play 'sprinkler' with the water he drinks than swallow it.

I have a child who thinks bath water is for drinking.

I have a child who things he is Tiger Woods with a ball and bat.

I have a child who loves to go in mommas jewelry box and leave her earrings for daddy to step on.

I have a child that thinks cats are pillows to lay on.

I have a child that smells stinky feet then laughs at them.

I have a child that grunts, turns red, and makes really funny noises when he is filling his diaper. He will also do the butt cheek lean.

I have a child who loves going for car rides but would rather be the driver.

I have a child who thinks clapping his hands once in the hair is the sign for 'help' when it is no where near that.

I have a child who now thinks those baseball apples will turn into applesauce if he keeps throwing them.

I have a child who thinks anyone's cell phone or camera is HIS cell phone or camera.

I have a child that thinks every storybook character is Santa and goes "Ho, Ho, Ho" right now.

I have a child that has the best laugh ever.

I HAVE A CHILD WHO IS MY PRIDE AND JOIN AND REASON I LIVE!!!!

Our time on the news

Rob, Brandon and I were asked to share our thoughts on why we are not vaccinating Brandon against the H1N1. Here is the story:



http://www.kare11.com/news/health/flu/flu_article.aspx?storyid=827451&catid=393